Quotes from Burma Special.

Richard Hammond

  • (sleeping after another hard night at work) I hate bamboo. I hate bamboo. So much.

Jeremy Clarkson

  • (after Richard crashed into him while reversing) HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT! YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!
  • Officers won't work!

James May

  • (unzips his tent to find himself suspended over a hill) Jesus! CLARKSON!


Snoring Punishment 2

James: (Richard and Jeremy move James' tent over the water so they wouldn't hear his snoring) CLARKSON! (sarcastically) Funny! You funny man!

Richard: (voiceover) We were even funnier getting him back in.

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