Quotes for India Special, feel free to add more quotes.
Richard Hammond[]
(As Clarkson plays 'Genesis', screams) I HATE THAT BIT! IT'S THAT BIT!
James May[]
Well, we're going to ignore the Prime Minister.
I was the first to arrive.
Oh, cock.
An unlit wide load in the dark on an unlit road.
The road narrows for no obvious reason!
Jeremy Clarkson[]
(Reading David Cameron's letter) "Dear Top Gear, thank you for your letter. Whilst it's true I'm keen on us to build on our ties out there, sending you three is not quite what I had in mind. The Foreign Secretary did wonder instead about a fence-mending trip to Mexico. Basically, my message is this, you do the cars, we'll do the diplomacy."
(While driving through a large crowd in an Indian village; loudly) "The British are back— I mean here!"
—Dialogue[]
Prime Minister David Cameron comes out of his house and heads to his car. He sees the presenters and waves.
David: Stay away from India.
He gets in and the car drives off.