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The following article is quotes from Series 22, Episode 6.

Richard Hammond[]

(Collecting wood) I'm a television presenter from Birmingham, not Bear f@*king Grylls!

Where the f@*k are you!? I peed in a bottle in my tent last night and it felt dirty! Enough!

James May[]

(Blinded by Jeremy's collapsed sun) Turn the f@*king light off!

(Driving along the snow, singing) 🎵 Driving along, Singing this song… 🎵 Come on. (changes gears to reverse) 🎵 Something in a Winter Wonderland 🎵 (crashes into a ditch, mutters) Shit. Situation update, viewers. Bit too close to the edge there. Um… I've got to be careful how I move. Otherwise, I'll fall into the valley, (voiceover) Still, could be worse.

Jeremy Clarkson[]

(Driving fast in the snow with weather chains) Dig and claw. Dig and claw, come on! Digging! Damn and blast!

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Collapsed Sun[]

Jeremy: (voiceover) To annoy him as much as he was annoying me, I decided to ignite my collapsed sun. (speaks) Right. (flicks a switch, turning on his very bright collapsed sun flashlights)
James: CLAAARKSOOON!

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